Motherfucking Mets Pulling Same Bullshit As Always, Losing In Most Brutal Way Imaginable, Ruining My Life And Shit

That would be Ender Inciarte robbing Yoenis Cespedes of a game winning home run and then tonguing the ball right up in Mets fans faces just to twist the knife some more.  Great.  Perfect.  Always fun getting swept at home by the last place team in your division when they have nothing to play for and you have literally EVERYTHING to play for.  All good though.  Not bitter at all.  What makes you think that?  Just cause fucking Ender Inciarte decides to go all Endy Chavez on us and has me contemplating Endying my life.  Nah, I’m straight.  We gucci.  Lots of games left to be played.  And luckily we’ve got this rocket scientist at the helm….

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That’s right, our manager is a charter member of Mensa.  A regular Alberta Einstein. And there’s plenty of games left for Terry to pull all the stupid strings he can think of.  Always fun when the guy your team depends on to make decisions has this going on in his brain at all times…

Hey Terry,  just a suggestion – it’s not a crime to pitch a righty vs a lefty or god forbid, bat a lefty vs a lefty – GASP!  Can’t wait to somehow stumble into the wildcard, lose, and then for whatever reason feel obligated to bring back this country bumpkin for another season of brain busters.  Never ceases to amaze me how dumb the Mets are.   Just wake me up when the season’s over.